I'Z DID NOT POSE IN DA NOODIE!!!

These pictooorz are so obviouslee faked...if it wuz me, yoo would see rippling muscles...not scrawny pink chicken butt.


Whoever perpetrated dis outrage will rue the day...I'z assure yoo.

I'z did not pose in da noodie...I'z would never ever do that kind of thing...not without major compensation.